BJ in the Airport

What interesting new security measures have they added to PBI since our last trip in February? If you were to ask me that, I would tell you that they have this machine that literally gives you a security scan via a blow job. You stand on this pad in a miniature glass house and a puff of air blows up into your clothes. Good thing I didn't wear the loose halter top (like I own one) OTOH, I didn't have to take off my shoes.

The rest of the trip was the usual: turbulence from thunderstorms (always tweaks me a bit) a one hour traffic delay at PHL, and a huge rainstorm that poured as we drove across the state of New Hampshire. As we crossed the Connecticut River into Vermont, and then on into Jeremy's dad's place in Norwich, the rain slowed. We got there and had a wonderful visit and dinner with my FIL and his lovely new bride and, special up from Queens where he has no power, Jeremy's brother. We are now back in our hotel suite here in Lebanon, New Hampshire, where Aenea fell asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. It was a wonderful day, our vacation has started.